Few things instill in me a greater feeling of fear, uncertainty and dread than the sound of a mouse scratching unseen in a corner. Especially when you were under the illusion that you were co-habitating with no such creatures. I hate living with mice. I hate trying to kill them. I hate that my lease won't allow me to get a cat that could patrol the perimeters of our flat, releasing its killer pheromones and dissuading little rodents from investigating our pantry. I've lived in places that were overrun and I am now scarred and scared.
But Saturday afternoon, that's exactly the sound I heard.
After an exhausting afternoon foraging and shopping, I came home, dropped the shopping bags on the floor of the living room and slumped down in front of my computer for a few restorative minutes. I find the exhaustion that comes from shopping exceptionally mysterious. I feel far more drained going to a few stores than I ever do going to the gym or after a day at work. Something about the noise, the poor show that humanity puts on while they shop, the slow pace, the absence of the endorphin rush that comes from real exercise. This combination turns me into a vegetable capable of little more than facebook-surfing for a least 45 minutes. Even taking off my coat is just too hard.
It was in this state of advance slothfulness that I first heard the tiny bastard rodent. It seemed to be chewing electrical cables behind J's computer. While I was of course concerned about the damage it was causing, I couldn't help think that it was there because of J's errant toast crumbs. He had inevitably brought this beastie upon us and I wasn't going to worry too much about the technological fallout. Maybe he needed a lesson in consequences. I went through all of the possible mice-killing methods, made a note to thoroughly check the kitchen cupboards and came to the conclusion that we should probably move.
Then I remembered the bag of living beings in the room. It wasn't an industrious mouse, it was a kilo of mussels. Opening, closing, bubbling, somehow jostling. Inspired by a the picture of clam fettuccine in Nigel Slater's Kitchen Diaries, I had journeyed to the Blas Store, a perfect wee fish, seafood and game emporium just off Dumbarton Road on Hyndland Street. Although they had sold out of clams early in the day, there was still a bag of fresh mussels. And so a kilo was measured into a plastic bag and away I went.
Now I know that mussels are alive when I buy them, but I always forget that there will be the corresponding movements and sounds. I certainly never realised they could sound like mice. I would bet that they make a far better bowl of fettuccine. Because this was a very good bowl of fettuccine. The fennel and tarragon paired with the wine and mussels is so perfect and delicious. Their bright orange flesh and the pale green leeks look beautiful wrapped around the pasta strands. The cream is there just for body and mellowness, but there is not enough to clog the texture of the flavour of the sauce. It felt cleansing and filling. We wept when our bowls were empty.
There's a bit of work in preparing this dish because the mussels, first scrubbed and then steamed with leeks, fennel and wine, are then taken out of their shells and added back to the sauce naked. Unlike tiny dainty clam shells, these would prove too awkward to mix right into your cooked pasta. It's just a lot easier to eat this way, even though it's a lot more fiddly. I ended up buying twice as many mussels as I needed, so after they were cooked and de-shelled, I threw half of them in the freezer (with some of the cooked leek and fennel). This means that out of one labour intensive dinner, I will have a much faster one in the future. I'm already excited to eat this again surrounded by a stunning lack of vermin.
Ingredients
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500 grams of fresh mussels (or use 1kilo for 4 servings, or leftovers for the freezer)
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one leek
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fennel bulb (I used half of one because that's all I had, you could use a whole one if it wasn't too large)
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A couple of finely chopped garlic cloves
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olive oil
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butter
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white wine
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tarragon
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a splash of cream
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pasta
Method
1. Place your mussels in a large bowl and fill it with cool water. Let them soak for a bit. Prepare another large bowl of water and start pulling the beards (the fibrous bits) off the mussel shells. Once cleaned, place them in the second bowl.
2. Chop your fennel, leek and garlic. Heat up some olive oil and butter (you determine the amount, you need maybe 1.5 tablespoons of each) in a pot that's big enough to hold the mussels, and add your chopped vegetables. Let them cook and soften and get transparent. Add a glug of wine.
3. Drain the mussels, add them to the pot, cover it fast. Leave it. After five minutes or so you can lift the lid. The mussels should be cooked and the shells should be open. If there are any that aren't, throw them away.
4. Using a slotted spoon, remove the mussels from the pot. Take the meat out of each of the shells and reserve it. Roughly chop it if you want. If there are bits of leek and fennel clinging to the shell, save those too. Throw out all of those shells. Or make a beautiful craft project.
5. While this is going on, you should have quite a bit of liquid in your pot. If not, add some more wine. Let it continue to cook and reduce.
6. Put some water on to boil for your pasta. You probably want fettuccine or linguine. When the water is ready, throw in your pasta of choice.
7. While the water is boiling, add the mussels back to the liquid in the lovely leek pot and slowly add a dash of cream. You really don't need that much. It will just go white; it won't get too thick. Adjust seasoning; you probably won't need salt, but you might want some pepper or a couple of chili flakes. Add some chopped tarragon right before the pasta is done.
8. Toss it all together. Add grated parmesan if you're uncouth like me.